There’s a dime shortage

someone’s been feeding dimes to the crazies again!
I love love love my new little camera! I can make the stupidest little movies and send them out. I sent a hugely unattractive one to Lily yesterday.
So, we were all talking about car accidents. I don’t want to be injured in a car accident, I’d rather die than be disfigured. Now, granted, the Volvo makes a tank of a car that cannot be destroyed, my car has airbags, supplemental airbags, side curtains. Damn thing’s safer than my Saab! Anyway, I still don’t want to be disfigured in an accident.
I figure at the slightest impact I’ll just lose my will to live and die right there. The officers will be confused, but what the hell are you going to do? I don’t want to spend my life speaking at high schools about the day a drunk drive changed my life forever.
Lily and I exchanged videos, mine was my interpretation of me having to speak at a high school assembly. Hers was considerably less distasteful and featured her rocking out, if only for a few short seconds.
Love this camera I tell you.
Okay, the rumors about me being a total pig are true! I went to Evergreen for lunch with Mike. Had the tofu skin salad and the curried rice noodles, Mike had the Mandarin beef. We ate a little less than half and brought the rest home. Mike didn’t like his so I took it.
Came home, hungout with the boy, discovered that i was so impossible hungry and we cracked them open and ate them (I mostly ate the meat as he doesn’t). In 45minutes I’m going to eat chinese food with Dena and Levi! David Fong’s, BABY!
Man, I thought I had been to Evergreen with David. I guess I was wrong. We’ll to go.
Okay, time to put on some pants and go eat with the pals.
Keep your pimp hand strong you batshit crazy motherfucker!