I distracted the fat lady and the funny man and I got the computer again!!! oh my god. I have the computer and my name is CHESTER
but I have to tell you about the dogpark!! AAAA the dog park! the dog park!!! I love to go there and I got to go there and it was the best day ever for
CHESTER oh oh
oh wrong buttons
and I went to the dog park with Maddie and we I went inside the fence and I smelled the pees! There were PEES everywhere and I had to smell them all and one said “hi” and one said “HI” and one said “I AM GOING TO BITE YOU” so I ran away from that one but Maddie put a pee on it that said “MY NAME IS MADDIE”.
actually, all of maddies pees say “MY NAME IS MADDIE”
and I smelled all the pees and a beagle came up to me and we sniffed butts and her butt said “I wanna run around but I also want to bark a lot when I don’t get my way” so I left her and kept sniffing
and there was a PEE that was a POOP!!!!! a hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! oh my god! Get it??? a PEE that was a POOP hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I love that joke! I told the other dogs there that joke and some of the dogs laughed and they were good.
and I was at the dog park and I was running like forever and running and YAY YAY YAY YAY I love the dog park because I get to run and pee and run and see dogs and smell pee and butts and pee!
but a boxer came up to me and he said “I WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU AND WE SHOULD PLAY RIGHT NOW” and he wouldn’t leave me alone and he kept saying that but he was too big and he had a giant head and finally i yelled “GO AWAY FROM ME YOU DUMB DOG” and then the fat lady was all saying my name in that way that I hate because it means she doesn’t understand me and the things I do but I went to her and she put the pets on me and we went to a different part of the park and Maddie and I played chase and I love chase!
I LOVE CHASE!!! I jump on Maddie until she stops saying “knock it off” and she starts saying “I AM GOING TO BITE YOUR HEAD” and I run away and she runs after me and she can’t catch me except when she catches me and sometimes she doesn’t follow me she just goes to the way that I am going to be going and she catches me there and we bite on each other’s heads and then she goes to the fat lady and says “MY NAME IS MADDIE AND I LOVE YOU” because she’s kind of a suck up.
and I go to the funny man and he chases me and we run! and some other dogs came over and we sniffed but their buts said “We are boring blah blah blah we just want to blah blah boring chase ball”
and then we went to the other part of the dog park and that was the part by where we came in and where all the dogs are and I ran around with other dogs and sniffed them and we peed and we ran and Maddie saw this one dog that she doesn’t like! he is not brown like she is brown and he doesn’t have a curly tail like hers and he said to her
he said to her last year LAST YEAR!! he said to her “you look dumb” and she got mad at him and tried to beat him up and this time she saw him and he didn’t even have a chance to say stupid!
She chased him!!! and barked at him but she only ever barks MY NAME IS MADDIE!!!
it’s so weird.
and she was running and barking and the dumb dog went to the fat lady and maddie doesn’t like dumb dogs to be by the fat lady but the fat lady doesn’t understand us! she just doesnt! she’s dumb! she thinks it is bad for maddie to yell at the other dog!!
and we had to go. and I was sad.
but I saw the PEE that was a POOP and I was happy and I got to have a biscuit when I got home and I took a nap and
oh, the fat lady told me that my peener hair looks funny. and she laughed at it.
HI HI HI HI HI HI!!! It’s me!
Chester you make me laugh! I’m glad there are happy days at the dog park for you, with pees to smell and everything. :O)
ah chester, you know just when a gal needs a laugh. for the record, i think you need your own merch. tell the fat lady to tell the pants people to make it so.