it’s almost 9:20pm and I haven’t eaten dinner yet. I’m sitting here, starving half to death (STAAAAAAARVING). I am waiting for the dishwasher to get done so I can get my giant cereal bowl out and make a great big bowl of Reeses Puffs/Fruity Cheerios/Multigrain Cheerios.
God forbid I take a moment and think of something real to eat. oh no, it would be too much effort! No, I’ll just slump my body over to one side and wait for the
HA! as I type this the dishwasher made its special “I’m done!” groan. Now I have to go run cold water over my bowl so I don’t have to eat hot cheerios.