I’m like June Cleaver with an intestinal problem

It’s 7am. I’ve been up since 6am. I get up early, read my messages, and then I whip on my pearls and heels and get started.
By 6:30am I am ready to get David out of bed. He is greeted with coffee, oatmeal with raisins and a hot bath. He can move from warm bed to warm bath with a minimum of discomfort. Sometimes I make his lunch, but not always. I help him gather his things for work and get him out the door.
Of course this means he’s Ward Cleaver and the dogs are Wally and The Beav. Wally and Beaver seem to be having hormone issues.