I love the earth

I love the earth and I loe all the people on the earth. Really. I do. No shit.
I specifically love whoever stole my iPod out of my car.
I take responsibility for it, I didn’t lock my car last night. I was carrying a bunch of stuff and didn’t lock it up. Usually, not such a big deal, this isn’t a high crime neighborhood. They took nothing else, they didn’t go through the glove box or anything, they just took my iPod and the FM transmitter.
I’m like an A-1 dipshit or something.

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