Dear China, thank you for inventing the pork filled steam bun. What a wonderfully convenient delight. So wonderful that I ate 4 of them for dinner (they were small).
Oh, but China, why must the steam bun expand in my stomach? Why must it upset me so? I spent the night in and out of vividly inexplicable dreams.
China, China, China, you merciless scamp, whatever are we going to do with you?
With love,
h