Who missed me?

My party animal of a puppy missed me.
I’m home, exhausted, starving, headachy, and happy. I’m glad to be home, I miss my friends, though. Back to work tomorrow, going to work would seem a drag, but really, it’s where I unwind after vacations! Work is almost like a vacation from my life!
Of course, if you’re my boss and reading this you should interpret that as “Working for my boss is such a joy that i feel I should be allowed to do it for free!”