They partied without me

Today I got a call from Mary at Wells Fargo. It seems that a sudden spending spree ranging in the thousands mostly on websites sent up all kinds of crazy flags.
Someone got my corporate credit card number and went nuts. they bought airline tickets, porn, games, porn, software, other credit card numbers from shady sites and thai porn. They ordered these things from France, Germany, Thailand, The UAE, Saudi Arabia and many more.
My personal favorite charge was listed for “Personal Service”. Dudes are hiring ho’s on my card and not even inviting me to the party! I’d offer to bring the camera, but I suspect they bought one of those as well.