Why is it that my retarded moments always have so many steps and variables.
1) I can never remember the URL for adding a post to this site. It involves the IP address a ~ and lots of bins and mt’s and whatnot.
2) I can bookmark the link and I have
2a) it’s bookmarked on my work computer
2b) it WAS bookmarked on my currently incapacitated laptop
2c) it is not bookmarked on David’s computer because It’s David’s computer and even after almost 3 years I’m still all about “this is your computer, I shall not sully it”. Also, he is really meticulous about his computer and he has systems and whatnot and I’m not one to mess with things.
3) when i want to post from home, I have to use David’s computer because my laptop is currently (and for a few long months now) incapacitated
3a) Keith and I are going to work together and install the damned hard drive even though I have a fear of opening the damn thing because apparently they used tiny premature chinese orphan babies to construct the very tiny insides of the 12 inch powerbook. All of the instructions say things like “remove CAREFULLY” and “find the very small yellow tab”.
3b) If it doesn’t work out I’m just gonna yell ‘fuck it’ and buy a new MacBook Pro through work where I get a discount and interest free financing…except I’ve heard rumors that they are coming out with a 12 inch version and i will wait for that as I have freakishly small hands and I love the smaller laptop even if it means that I must import my own set of illegal chinese orphan babies to maintain the fucking thing. Also, I want the Pro simply because I like the silver and do not like the white and REALLY don’t like the black. i know that’s dumb.
4) David quite often cleans out the history in the browser when he goes through and tidies things up on the computer. This means that I must REMEMBER and actually TYPE OUT the websites I visit regularly instead of just lazily hitting the first letter and scrolling down until it appears on the list. I try to explain this to him. He is not sympathetic to my laziness.
5) Since I cannot remember the address for adding a post I have to seek it out.
6) to get the address I have to log into the control panel for my domain at the host and look at the stats (‘vet numbing lube’ is the number two search term bringing people to my site this month, it comes after ‘velvet-c’. god bless you people)
7) the address shows up under “connect to site from” in some form or another.
8) I am at David’s computer now and I was thinking of writing about my sudden obsession with the New York Times crossword puzzle but as I was trying to find the link I decided that writing about how I was working to find the link was more interesting.
9) maybe I just should have stuck to the crossword puzzle bit.