What’s with all the anger at Martha? I, too, can do a great many things
that Martha Stewart can do, but not all as well or as elegantly as she can.
As for your comment about MArtha going to jail—WHAT’S IT TO YOU!!! Stop
acting like some holier than thou snob! Besides if she’d been a man she
would have been rewarded for refusing to give up her info. Lets face facts
they only went after MArtha because she refused to bend over and take it up
the ass which is what most Republicans expect us all to do. I bet you’re a
George Bush fan as well!! Well, now there’s an true idiot for you!! The
only thing I figure is that you can’t do much of anything right and are
jealous of Martha Stewart. What’s wrong can’t get a cookie to turn out
right!! By the way I bake my own bread, paint my own artwork, do my own
crafts, sew, crochet, etc, etc, etc and have even raised 7 children What
are YOUR accomplishments honey; I don’t recall reading your last book or
watching YOUR television show. Get the point!!!!!!

I got this response today from a very old post I made, back when I made my first batch of jam. In only a single sentence I make a very tongue in cheek joke about Martha Stewart.
Obviously this person did not bother to read any of the rest of the site. If she had read more she’d know that I adore Martha for all her good ideas and deep seated nuttiness, I don’t idolize her or anything, that’s unhealthy. She might know about the various crafts and projects I undertake. She might have even gotten an idea of where my politics lie.
And so I am left to wonder, does this person surf the net daily to find mentions of Martha and defend her? Or was this just some sort of cosmic joke? Either way, I felt that a comment this important should not be lost to the ether….attached to a post 15 months old.

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  1. apparently whoever pissed in her cheerios did not use Martha Stewart/Omnimedia ‘light country holiday urine’, they just used regular pee.

  2. Eep. I’m thinking she probably can’t do any of the things she’s mentioned and is probably jealous of both you and Martha. Heh. And don’t even get me started on the political front.

  3. “Light Country Holiday Urine”…..Go glad I wasn’t drinking anything right then. You would have caused me to have to get a new laptop. :)

  4. well actually…
    I wish I still had the copy of the magazine (yes, i used to buy it, because i love her craziness), but it was probably late ’98 or early ’99. She wrote in the ‘letters from martha’ or whatever that section is where she would write about what was going on at one of her huge estates and how that related to the current issue. Anyway, she ended up talking about grammar and how when her nieces and nephews were younger they would go to summer camp and when they wrote to her she would correct the spelling and grammar and send the letters back to them with her own letter.
    Now, granted, the woman has about as much emotion as a robot with a jammed servo in its anus, but still! How could she not see what a truly shitty thing that is? And I’m sure the kids’ parents were just like ‘make sure you thank your aunt martha for helping you with your grammar so she doesn’t kill you with a finely crafted centerpiece!’

  5. Hahahaha! That makes me want to make a t-shirt that has a photo of her with the caption “This is what batshit crazy looks like”. I feel so good about my life.

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