My spam filter just caught an email from “vampire” with the subject line “penetrate your partner for hours”.
Tonight is “hook the printer up to David’s computer and hope it all works and make many labels for all the jams and do it quickly because people want presents and I owe the Tech Guys big time for their help”. I also need to do dishes, make 2 loaves of bread and whip up some sort of nutritious dinner as yesterday’s dinner consisted of Cheetohs and iced tea.
it’s like I’m half June Cleaver and half Fat Albert.