Dena and Levi had custom printed M&M’s at their wedding. So much fun and so cute and so much fun! Every once in a while I think about it and go play with the page and see what I can get printed on an M&M.
I can get all kinds of wacky things:
Rotted
Pupae
or:
Killed
your dog
or:
Corn
Hole
or:
Did your
wife
and even:
Aborted
Fetus
But for some reason I cannot get:
Fruit
Flavored
um…what the fuck? seriously.
You really should write them. It would surely be great fun to see how they respond. They’re worried about “fruit”, and we’ve got aborted fetuses all over the place; and perhaps adultery isn’t a problem for them – they just don’t want anything “gay” on their candy.
Actually, I just tried “You are gay!” and it worked just fine. Go figure. Also took “You are fruity”. Hmm… “Fruit is good” works, but “You are fruit” is not acceptable. Strange, strange M&M world we live in.