Why pants?

Why is it that I automatically answer any “where” question with “in my pants”. It’s so ingrained in me.
“Where’s my mom?”
“In my pants”
“Where will it stop”
“in my pants”
“Where is the best place to purchase cut rate semi-precious jewels besides the black market?”
“in my pants, bitch”

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