Dear anna

Look, all I’m saying is that before the weight of wind up, spring-loaded tchotchkes and tinny music crushes you, before the vacuum of suburban troglodytia devours your soul, before the mall of america consumes the last breath of good in you…YOU SHOULD HAVE SOME FUN.
Lilo and Stitch, Monter’s Inc, a bucket of chicken and popcorn. I won’t even make you eat your vegetables! Why would you say no to that? Why would you even take time to consider?
An entire evening of dog farts, jokes at your expense and heartburn!!!
Come on, you know that deep down inside you love it.
Forever and Always
Associate Vice President of Cool