Just one more reason

This is just one more in a long list of reasons why I need to leave Minneapolis and get my ass to Baltimore…
Seriously, there is no place in Minneapolis to get good biscuits and sausage gravy!! What’s up with that, people?? You can go places that offer ‘biscuits and gravy’ but it’s just some shitty, second rate brick-like biscuits with some sort of white sauce that seems to fulfill the role of ‘gravy’ in their eyes.
Bob Evans is a purveyor of overly moralistic family values, oversized meals of questionable nutritional value and the best damned biscuits and gravy I’ve ever had. Daaaaang.
There are no Bob Evans’ in Minnesota or anywhere nearby, there are, however, something like 6 of them in the vicinity of Baltimore. This is indeed the sign I was looking for.