Morning Times

Sometimes you wake up happy and you’re in the kitchen and you start making up songs to sing while you make your coffee. And sometimes you don’t realize that your kitchen window is open and that the neighbor’s kitchen window, situated less than 5 feet away, is also open.
And sometimes you just have to belt out “Why don’t you… come over here……and stuff your….FINGERS UP INTO MY BUTTHOLE!!!!!!!” Yay mornings!