I wish I could tell people that wearing cologne reminiscent of chemical fertilizer is not…attractive. Sure, cologne is one of the many ways we do posturing displays to attract a mate, a clean fresh smell indicates general health, cleanliness and lack of disease. This tells me our offspring will also be healthy and have the same access to cleanliness because you can provide it. You cologne should not say to me “I want to plow your earth, create deep furrows in your field and mortgage your future to monsanto”