Fuck you, Bartleby

I made a purse this weekend, a cute little thing. It was a last hurrah before my surgery. A last big project.
A coworker saw my purse and asked me to make one for a charity auction she was putting together for a fundraising project her sister was running.
Fine enough, I headed over to the yarn shop again to pick up more yarn. When I got there I showed the owner the purse I had made with the yarn I bought from her just a few days before.
She totally loved it.
She loved it so much that she asked me to make one for the store display!!! And in exchange I get free yarn!! FREE YARN!!!!
I have 6 days to make 2 purses.

Felted crochet!!!!