Two unrelated, inexplicable quotes came my way this morning…
“So your life is like a Monday Night Football replay except Howard Cosell is played by a chorus of spastic monkeys?”
“That can’t spell…don’t forget the spelling”
“I’m pretty sure Mike Doughty never wrote a song called, “pathetic, desperate and jealous”.
The snark level is high this morning and I haven’t even put my make up on yet.