Countdown to Atkins

My life is full of retarded personal decisions and Monday morning I embark on yet another one. Monday morning, I start the Atkins diet.
There are a number of reasons why I’m doing this, not the least of which is I need something sorta hardcore and involved to focus on.
This whole week, since I’ve decided to do this, I’ve been getting my carbs out of the way. My last carb intensive meal is by far the worst. One bag of Tostito bite sized tortilla chips, one jar of Taco Bell salsa con queso, and Miller High Life, the Champaigne of Beers.
Cheers. I was gonna warn you that I might be pissy because of the diet, but really, would you even notice the difference?