hi HI hhihihihiii!

Hi hi HI HI HI!!! hi!
Hi! HI! My name is Chester. I am CHESTER! I am the dog that lives with the lady and the man and the doofus Maddie! That is me! and I am doing the thing that is telling you about the thing that is….

The lady. OH MY GOD!!! Okay, you know the lady? She is the lady that does the things that are take you to the dog park and also put cuddles on you and put your warmiecoat on you! Right? You know this lady? YOU KNOW HER!! I know you know her because my name is Chester and the thing that I know is all of the stuff! Right! YEAH!!!
So the lady did the thing that was dye the yarn and spin the yarn and say the thing that was “Chester! Get the hell away from the wool or I will put you in a box and mail you up someone’s butt!”
SHE DID THOSE THINGS!!! And now the thing that she is doing is she is selling the yarn to the peoples that are not her or the man (the man! he does not do things with yarn! he does things that are running with Chester and eating a burrito!!!). So
OH MY GOD! Okay so my name is Chester and the thing that I get to do is tell you that there is yarn and that if you want a yarn you can buy the yarn and if I tell you this then I can have the thing that is the peanut butter biscuit!! Right!!

6 thoughts on “hi HI hhihihihiii!

  1. Chester, I am so happy you are telling us this thing. I will check it out RIGHTAWAY. Also, I a mglad that the bad bug that got you was a not super bad bug after all and that you are ok. GO CHESTER!

  2. Aww yay Chester, that’s an awesome sight. You give your lady lots of licks on the face for that. Right after you eat something delicious like a mouse or your own poo. That’s how my Daisy likes to do it. :D

  3. Chester, you are the bestest most best good news announcer that’s ever been best. Tell your Lady that the things that she has made that are yarn are Good Things.

  4. Yeah, so I had something vital to the continued existence of humanity to send you and it turns out I don’t have a non-MCAD address for you.
    Thanks for ending life as we know it.

  5. hi Chester,
    I’m a lady too, not your LADY, but another lady who lives with 3, THREE furry cookie monsters. I laugh and laugh when you tells us about the stuff, THE STUFF and the thing that is the cookie! COOKIE. Keep on with your doggie self!

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