It was decided that if I am to maintain a desirable level of sanity I should own a dishwasher. A dishwasher would actually save my life.
A dishwasher means clean dishes
clean dishes means clean kitchen
clean kitchen means more cooking
more cooking means having more people over for dinner
having people over for dinner means feelings of self worth, accomplishment and generosity
feelings of self worth, accomplishment and generosity means I will survive.
Thank god for Craigslist! I got me a portable dishwasher for $50! It’s doing it’s maiden load right now. heh heh heh maiden load. Do you know how heavy a portable dishwasher is? You know those ladies on Jerry Springer that have to be airlifted out of their homes? Yeah, something like that.
I got a dishwasher and if you know me at all, you know how giddy I am.
I shall call him ‘SudBot’