what the fuck, people

Which one of you sick fucks searched for “oompah loompahs being fist fucked” and managed to find my site?
Okay, first of all, why do you want to see/read/know about such a thing? Secondly, are you thinking about the freaky orange oompah loompahs or the more contemporary Deep Roy version? Thirdly, why the flippity-fuck would my site come up? It’s not like I talk about fist-fucking all that often, in fact I suspect I have probably talked about it no more than once or twice in the almost 5 years I’ve had this site. And oompah loompahs? What? Yeah, alright, I might talk about them more often, and definitely more often than I talk about the good old fist-fuck.
And I don’t ever talk about fist-fucking oompah loompahs. Seriously, you’d get your fist stuck in there and you’d have a freaky orange thing attached to you and you can be sure that will not go over well at the next senior management meeting!
Higgins! What’s that on your hand??
An Oompah Loompah, sir…
An Oompah Loompah…on your hand…attached by his anus???
Now I can understand trying to find me with phrases like “bakers square early bird specials” or “saab blinker too noisy” or even “snot running back of throat”. These are all things I’ve actually written about!
Man, this is as messed up as the time I wrote about analworld.com and ended up with a million hits from people trying to find it. Analworld.com is about anal sex. I just thought I’d mention it.
So, to recap…I just made a post discussing oompah loompahs, fist fucking, fist-fucking some oompah loompahs, analworld and anal sex.
My mother is so terribly proud of me right now.