Blast off

So the ether of pms just suddenly cleared! boom!
I could totally feel it happen. I’m happy.
No…not happy..JOYOUS. We’re returning to our regularly scheduled charm and mirth. I’ve laughed so much today, it’s infectious, it feeds itself. Sure, there’s a little schedenfreude in there, but really, when is my joy cake not frosted with schadenfreude tinted icing??
I’m back on top of my game, people. I’m in my crepe paper covered happy float in the joy parade throwing happy candy at your head. Watch out!!
ps I did NOT get any flowers, sad. I especially did not get any flowers from the specific person who owed me flowers. It’s okay, though, I’ll kill them with kindness.