You know you’re too fucking science geeky when you insult someone by saying, “do you have trisomy 18 or something?”. The closest you get to anyone knowing what you might be talking about is the (very) few people who say, “Down Syndrome??”. Then you have to say, “No, that’s trisomy 21, this is Edwards syndrome, it’s worse.”
So I’m back to calling people fatuous, at least I can send them to dictionary.com to look it up if they don’t know it (though, really, it’s more fitting when they don’t)

“Break down an entire banana including the peel…you’ll have to invent something that breaks down all kinds of banana bonds!”
David

1) It takes more babies, time and geological pressure than we can muster to make our own source of fossil fuels.
2) The dimetrodon died to fuel our freedom.
3) “You are not a unique snowflake. You are just one ice crystal in the glacier of hatred that rumbles through the valley of my life.”
4) It’s Hump Day, do your part or terrorism wins.
5) Can you call child protective services before a child is conceived? (this conversation was actually funnier than it sounds, though the reality is possibly sadder than we realize. Hooray for birth control I say).
6) “Solipsism is an art I perfected. You are just a blank screen I project on. No, seriously.”