Chicken has flown the coop.
My little gecko finally found a way to sneak out and start a new life somewhere else. Geckos are sneaky little bastards and the very small openings (the kind you wouldn’t take note of) were just large enough for him.
Perhaps he’s off fighting lizard related crime
maybe he’s growing fat and tyrannical on the excess spiders
or he’s decomposing in a pile of ghengis turn in the front yard.
goodbye, Chicken! I wish you luck in whatever adventures your lizardy life brings you (until you freeze to death this winter)
Viya con Dios, small allegedly-living gecko thing.
I miss the little guy, he was so cute. I hope that one day I will look up and see him skittering across the wall
He is going to build a rebel alliance of angry geckos and come back to enslave you, the evil white girl overlord.
We will see how you like having to suck on some damp cotton wool for nourishment.
From this day forth he will be known as Chicken X