#154286 in a Neverending Series of Not Very Interesting Things About Me

When I eat spicy things I immediately get hiccups. This morning the chipotle-something trendy-something else-cilantro-cream sauce on my breakfast burrito at French Meadow Bakery was exceptionally spicy and after one bite I was hiccupping uncontrollably and unable to eat for 5 minutes.
Were it not for stuff like this I would think my life was a waste.