Time to clean
On any computer that I use regularly, a folder called ‘Stuff’ crops up and EVERYTHING that is not an application goes in this folder. This folder is usually a mess for a while, then I develop an elaborate filing system.
This folder fills up with bits of writing, things to remember, PowerPoint presentations about the evolution of kidneys, pictures and other odds and ends.

What the hell is this? I keep finding it in my Stuff folder at work and I don’t even know what it is. It’s in a folder labeled ‘Pictures’ which resides next to a folder labeled ‘Pix’ (mmmm elaborate). Obviously, it’s a picture, but of what? I keep sending it to people, but i don’t know what it is. It’s very lavender.

So here it is on the cusp of a new year and you find that you can’t choose between ‘The Real Men of Precinct 109’ calendar and the free calendar that your aunt picked up at the bank. Well look no further than creamedpeas!!! This beautiful full color calendar is just waiting for you. Twelve beautiful months and brand new holidays, one for every day.
Print this up or order one for you and your friends. I even have some artwork in there, hooray ME!

Having your car careen out of control at 80mph and spinning through 3 lanes of traffic twice before coming to a stop in a ditch can put things in perspective, especially if you are the one driving.
For one thing, when you find a potato in the bag that looks like a butt, it is infinitely funnier than it would have been had you just made it home without incident.

Also, it’s a pretty good excuse to blow the diet on ice cream.
All things considered, we are damned lucky to have not been harmed in any way, and it’s a good thing the driver of the minivan didn’t stop because I’d have consumed his soul from the inside and made him weep for death.