Having your car careen out of control at 80mph and spinning through 3 lanes of traffic twice before coming to a stop in a ditch can put things in perspective, especially if you are the one driving.
For one thing, when you find a potato in the bag that looks like a butt, it is infinitely funnier than it would have been had you just made it home without incident.

Also, it’s a pretty good excuse to blow the diet on ice cream.
All things considered, we are damned lucky to have not been harmed in any way, and it’s a good thing the driver of the minivan didn’t stop because I’d have consumed his soul from the inside and made him weep for death.