I’m gonna need a little time alone

I have completely emptied myself of the need for internet porn as I have discovered something infinitely more arousing…
Amazon.com, that never-ending resource of much that is good, has started selling shoes. I have spent much of my evening just browsing and browsing and cleaning up after myself. If any of you are looking to buy me a present, I like chunky heels, round toes, and I wear a size 5.
Okay, I need a new box of Kleenex, and I’m just gonna turn down these lights. I’ll talk to you later.