I went to go play with the celebrity face recognition stuff over at My Heritage. I figure it would be good to see what I look like.
I upload this picture:

It scans it. I don’t really know how I feel about this being my first match:

My other options were Bruce Willis, Neil Gaiman, Diane Keaton, Lawrence Mother Fucking Fishburne, Wong Kar-Wai (who is that?), Billy “oh for fucks sake” Bob Thornton, Eddie Murphy, and Jessie McCartney!!!
I don’t know whether to laugh, cry or have a drug overdose.