Art Lover

This is just a short message to any aspiring artists out there.
You may think that continuously looping video art prominently featuring Madonna is a good idea and makes a strong statement about something.
It doesn’t
In fact, it’s already been done. Poorly. Outside my office. Learning to flush after you piss has more artistic merit.
And since I’m at it….
This is a short not to the giddy teen girl at The Realistics show last night….
Everyone can tell that you keep that cheap studded collar in your locker at school only taking it out when your mom isn’t looking. If I were you I wouldn’t wear it unless I had an outfit that matched it better. Specifically, an outfit that didn’t feature Keds.