Green Equals Hottt

In a rousing game of “Who Would You Rather Sleep With” on the way home from South Dakota, much was determined. In a contest between the Jolly Green Giant, purveyor of fresh and healthy vegetables, or Sam Houston, venerated Texas historical icon (in his giant white statue form, of course), the Green Man won based solely on his assumed politics.
Sam is just too republican for my tastes. Any man who wears a leafy green tunic and gigantic elf shoes has GOT to have political leanings similar to my own.
Park rangers and Vin Diesel seem to be the clear winners for the game, however.