Oh Dear
A Haiku
I know I had them
they were right there on my legs
where did my pants go
Chloe
This morning my cat, Chloe, told me about her job as the night manager at the Dollar Store. She didnt seem entirely happy about her job. It seems that our other two cats are not showing up for their shifts. Chiva the Kitten claimed she didn’t know about it, then told me about her job delivering newspapers. Cocoa the Reticent just stared at me, quietly judging me. I told Chloe to get a better job.
Things in my ass
* Lint
* Old Polaroid Film
* Albert Camus
* Unmatched Genius
* Your Untouchable Soul
* Mystery
Weave
i weave a web of pain and deceit masked in charm around those unfortunate souls who get too close
early morning printer issues
early morning printer issues
a haiku
paper jam is fixed
printer was hungry for more
tasty white paper