Can’t wait for the Iron Chef Tie-breaker battle tonight.
Oh, and I really want a kitten.

I was just handwriting something and I wrote the ‘S’ backwards! Just shoot me now and get it over with.
On a similar note, I am constantly typing ‘I’ and ‘O’ in place of their numerical equivalent.

Watched the NBC show ‘Ed’ last night. I was so entranced by boredom that when I had to vomit in disgust over the lameness of the show, I forgot to open my mouth. As a result my brain is covered in chunks of homemade chicken pot pie.

The name “Front Page” is just a marketing ploy. You wouldnt buy a product called “Unholy Code Scrambling Piece of Shit”, its original name.