Someone told me that I was this squirrel. Perhaps this is a polite way of telling me I need to cut back on the caffeine.
show me show me show me
Dammit. I have these 2 Cure songs stuck in my head and they keep sort of blending together into one sort mega-annoying mechasong.
I don’t like The Cure. I never have. I just want to scream “Robert Smith, get over yourself” whenever I see him.
Anyway, these songs are stuck in my head and I guess that’s my karmic cross to bear for not liking them or something.
Onomatopeia
New favorite song, at least for this week. Featured on my new mix cd. Mark is an invaluable resource for new music since I never actually find new music on my own.
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Those were some sort of segue dots to indicate a massive non-sequitur.
You know you have rounded a bend when you have this conversation with your mother and think nothing of it…
Mom: It’s true what they say, the fastest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
Me: Well…that or a good blowjob.
Mom: …
Me: It’s true!
Mom: I know, honey, but still..
Sorry mom.
Okay, I’m off to brunch with my very very good friend and hairdresser, Owen! Owen is the man responsible for the entirely too fabulous hairstyles lately.
mmmpancakes!
As a matter of fact
I DO want props for my self control.
Bits and more bits
1) My boss told me today
a)I was not allowed to have any contact with my replacement.
b)he’s resigned himself to the fact that i’m not going to get any work done.
2) Quote of the day
I don’t need huge quantities of ejaculate to take over the world, just a willing army of hippos.
I wish I had the time and inclination to explain this to you, but…I don’t.
3) I spent much of the day talking to Ireland. I was on the phone on 4 separate occasions with 2 different people in Dublin. I’d like to justify it by saying I was firming up travel plans for my trip, but…I can’t. p.s. Irish boys are drrrty boys.
4) When I have to yell at Ghengis he immediately drops to the floor, splays out his front legs and puts his nose down. He gives me giant sad eyes. It’s sad. I still continue to yell.
5) I’m supposed to go to the opening night party for Death of a Salesman. On one hand, free food and liquor and eventually being felt up by drunk gay boys. On the other hand, sleeping.
6) HAPPY BIRTHDAY, APRIL!!! If my sister had a website, I’d link to it and you could send her birthday wishes. She does not have a website, so you’ll have to leave them in the comments. You’d better leave her birthday wishes or I’ll hunt you down.
7) I picked a house in Baltimore, now I just need to sell my house. Buy my house so I can quit my job and move to Baltimore.
8) There’s a distinct possibility that I will be able to swing going back to school when I move to Baltimore. I have to decide between studying something I love (paleobiology with an emphasis on evolutionary modeling – bet you didn’t know I was a nerd, did ya) or something conducive to a career (something with initials that mean business something boring). Fun or responsible? Don’t know yet.
9) Can’t wait for east coast road trips.
10) Gotta pee. Later.