Shrimp Snuffy

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Shrimp Snuffy
1/2 pound 16/20 count shrimp
2 tbl Garlic Black Bean sauce
2 tbl lime juice
1 tbl sriracha sauce
1 tbl honey
vegetables
rice
Mix black bean sauce, lime juice, sriracha and honey. Toss with shrimp and let it sit for 10 minutes. Stir fry shrimp with with veggies and serve on rice.
Feed some of the shrimp to the dogs.

Smack tasty

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Tonight the lovely Mary came over for dinner. Mary is having a baby in 3 months which has me way excited making little baby things!
Tonight for dinner I brined a couple pork chops and then rubbed them with Penzey’s Galena rub and threw them on the grill. I softened half a stick of butter, added chili powder and lime juice and used that to baste the corn on the cob which was also on the grill. I served that with a salad of greens, tomato and chevre with a mustard vinaigrette (made with homemade mustard) and rosemary, sundried tomato focaccia.
The brining kept the pork chops juicy and flavorful, they were wonderful.
For dessert I served the mexican chocolate ice cream that I posted earlier and we sauced it with the raspberry sauce she made from the raspberries in her yard.
I ate til it hurt and the food was delicious. I still have half a loaf of focaccia! Someone come help me eat it.

Why pants?

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Why is it that I automatically answer any “where” question with “in my pants”. It’s so ingrained in me.
“Where’s my mom?”
“In my pants”
“Where will it stop”
“in my pants”
“Where is the best place to purchase cut rate semi-precious jewels besides the black market?”
“in my pants, bitch”

Oceanic Rectum

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1) We booked my tickets to New Orleans this evening! I’m very excited again. I love New Orleans.
2) And here is a recipe for you:
Mexican Chocolate Ice Cream
2 disks Abuelita chocolate, chopped
2 cups heavy cream
2 eggs
3/4 cup sugar
1 cup milk
2 tbl brewed espresso
heat cream to simmer, add to chopped chocolate and whisk until the chocolate
is dissolved. Chill to cold.
Beat eggs and sugar until the sugar is dissolved, to ribbon stage. Add milk
and espresso.
Add egg mixture to chocolate mixture. Mix well.
Freeze in your ice cream maker.
3) The dogs have taken to fighting over rawhides. Assholes.
4) Lily, you are a dear, sweet, wonderful girl. Don’t forget it.