My Doughboy
A Haiku
My doughboy sits there
in his Post-it Note outfit
looking fresh and fly

Hidden Talent
A Haiku
“Watch what I can do”
she said to her bus-seat mate
and took off her shoes.

# 2 pounds of cookie dough
# 200 of my cellphone minutes
# Bob Denver’s soul
# Band-Aids
# A copyright infringement lawsuit
# Sleet and Snow

George W Bush
A Haiku
you dumb smug asshole
you fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
you dumb asshole fuck

Oh Dear
A Haiku
I know I had them
they were right there on my legs
where did my pants go