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OH MY GOD! HI! My name is Chester and that is a picture of me (Chester) and I am Chester and I am doing the thing that is writing the words for you! I was going to do the thing that was write the words last night but I did a thing that was mess up except it couldn’t be a mess up because I am Chester and the thing that I know is all the stuff and the thing that I do is the not mess up! But the lady said she had to do the thing that was repurnish the artfives (ahem, republish the archives) and then I did the thing that was BARKBARKBARK and then THEN! I did the thing that was do a puking under the bed and the lady said the thing that was that I had to wait until today to write the words about my BARNACLE!!! and how my BARNACLE fell off my body.
The thing that is true is that the thing that is in the picture is not my barnacle, it is my weenus.
My barnacle was my special bump that lived on the thing that was my back and I loved him so and I hated when he got touched too much by the lady but the lady would say the thing that was she was just trying to make sure it wasn’t a bot fly!!! Why would I have a bot fly!? My name is Chester, not “Some cow that lives in a place where there are bot flies!!!” but then the lady said the thing that was maybe a bot fly got confused because I look like the thing that is a cow and I eat the grass whenever I get a chance!!! But that is just crazy because I am the thing that is too smart to be a cow!
But I had a barnacle and I loved him!!! He lived on my back and was little and no one could see him and last night he went away! and do you want to know the WORST THING???
DO YOU???
I will tell you the worst thing but you have to be careful because if you know the worst thing then in your head will be the thing that is the worst!
Ready?
The worst thing ever is that the lady did the thing that was put my barnacle in the toilet!! CAN YOU EVEN DO A THING THAT IS BELIEVE THIS???? CAN YOU?
I can’t and I am Chester and I know things and I know this thing and I still cannot even believe it!

That is also a picture of me (Chester) and I put it there to help you feel better. The lady says that my thing was probably not a barnacle but a superstitious substupendous lycodrama!! How does she even think she can know a thing! She doesn’t even know one thing so how can she know a thing about my barnacle? (once again, Ahem! It was a superficial subcutaneous lypoma) A thing that is true is that you can’t do a thing that is trust the lady! She says she does a thing that will give me my own good, but when does that happen? I already have my own good and I never get a thing for my own good! I only get a thing that is my barnacle falls off and she PUTS IT IN THE TOILET!!!
She thinks she has nicenesses but the thing that she has is poopstinks.
Also, other things that are true is that Maddie did poohibbity in the house yesterday because she has sick belly and has to have the pills and when she has the pills I get a peanut butter biscuit and when I have the peanut butter biscuit I have the happinesses!
Another thing that is true is that the lady and the man went away for a lot of days and the lady who is not the lady but is Anna stayed at the house and Anna is super nice to me (Chester) and doesn’t do a thing that is put my barnacle in the toilet and then do peewee on it and she takes me for twelve special walks! But then a thing happened where one of the times we went on a walk and then we did the thing that was come home from the walk and do you want to know a thing? A thing is that we came home from the walk and the lady and the man were at the house waiting for us! It was like a magic thing and I was so excited that I forgot that I was supposed to do the thing that was like Anna more than the lady!!

Did you see that I did the thing that was jump all the way up to the lady’s face! I can do that because I am a thing that is a Super Muntz!!! And I can do that! Maddie cannot even do that a little bit because her head is a thing that is so big it makes too many heavinesses on her! ha h ha ha!!! Maddie has a hippohead!!!!
Okay! Now I am going to go do the thing that is have a nap because I have the tirednesses! A thing that is true is that being this smart makes you have the tirednesses!!!