Here are the pictures in easy-to-click link format (since I don’t want to fill the whole page with pictures).
Ghengis acting all pleasant and shit trying to fool me into giving him his presents. I am not fooled, I saw what he did to the footrest earlier in the eening. It was unnatural.
This is his 3rd stinky dinosaur toy. He loves the stuffed dino, he destroys them in minutes.
HOORAY!!!
Even more presents (trust me, he got a lot of stuff, more than you’re seeing).
Of course, I am the kind of person that would place a lit candle in front of a dog. What could go wrong??
Obviously, nothing!!
So there you have it, this is how a grown woman celebrates her dog’s first birthday!