“I don’t want you to die prematurely! You’re 31 and eating popcorn for dinner, that just has butter on it.”
“I also had caramel corn…that has sugar on it…and nuts!”
Daily Archives: December 15, 2004
Conversations
1) It takes more babies, time and geological pressure than we can muster to make our own source of fossil fuels.
2) The dimetrodon died to fuel our freedom.
3) “You are not a unique snowflake. You are just one ice crystal in the glacier of hatred that rumbles through the valley of my life.”
4) It’s Hump Day, do your part or terrorism wins.
5) Can you call child protective services before a child is conceived? (this conversation was actually funnier than it sounds, though the reality is possibly sadder than we realize. Hooray for birth control I say).
6) “Solipsism is an art I perfected. You are just a blank screen I project on. No, seriously.”
Could today be a better day? No!
The only way today could possibly be happier is if aliens landed outside my office and brought to me my very own pet dimetrodon AND ankylosaur and then gave me a really good sandwich with some funyuns on the side.
and maybe a beer.
Discuss.
p.s.
we do it because we can and we do it because the reaction makes us giggle and sometimes mirth can be found in the littlest of things.