Hormones in the water?

What the hell. I’m watching all of you and you’re all a bunch of horndogs! Everywhere i look, people are coupling like mad trying to get their hump on.
Is it the weather?
I’m not saying I’m opposed, or even that i’m not involved, just saying there seems to be some mass movement to getting laid.

Hey Jason

Jason, in DC, you know who you are. Where the hell are you? Your domain’s gone and my emails are bouncing. Don’t make me worry about you again.
email me.