Somebody…

…loves me very much…

This is in a warehouse in Nevada and it has my name on it (well, technically it has David’s name on it since he bought it for me!) and it will ship soon soon.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!! This is what I say!!!!!
Now I have to get my motorcycle permit (because the engine is 150cc) and take the class and buy a helmet and feel awesome and awesome!

you miss me

Sorry, things have been weirdy stressy and blah blah and then I got sick and then the doctor gave me 2 prescriptions that effectively would cancel each other out and things got worse before they got better and I spent a lot of time in bed, with pain.
And I am getting better. so yeah, I’ll be back soon.
In the meantime:

damn

So I keep losing my phone and on one hand it’s like “Shit! I lost my phone!” but mostly it’s just “…..” because I don’t even realize it’s missing until I realize that it’s been very very quiet for a few days!
So yeah I’m missing calls left and right but you know, leave a message and all that.

I think I should have this!

Hi, i am alive

Update: Relatively certain I can avoid surgery on my eye. I do have a posterior vitreous detachment, but it’s minor and has not caused any damage to my retina. On the other hand my vision is a tad blurred and I can’t make the fixed point dots leave. The bright side? My eye has a bunch of floaters so it’s kind of like my own personal snow globe in my head. The bad side of that? I look a little insane when people catch me tipping my head around with one I open staring at a blank piece of white paper.
Jerk Dogs: I was in the shower yesterday and the dogs started barking like the insane little assholes they are. They know I’m in the shower and that I am not inclined to get out of the shower and run around dripping wet, naked and screaming unless there is a centipede or humping involved.
Maybe Not Jerks?: While I was in the shower yesterday a package was being delivered and its delivery set the dogs to barking. I never get packages delivered before work! It was yarn! Awesomer! I bought yarn for an Irish cabled sweater, a Doris Chan sweater and some experimental yarn for a shawl that I am being a pattern tester on!
Weird: As I walked to my car I found two perfectly formed sparrow’s wings in the yard. Seems a cat caught a bird and was too full for the wings.
Lovely: Someone brought me the world’s most beautiful cupcake! The hard part was getting it home without ruining the icing so that I could share it with David. Even better? It was red velvet.
Arrested Development: I borrowed the first two seasons from Roxy. It’s funny but I can see how it would be better if watched one episode a week. All of them at once gets a little…repetitive. A lot of the same set ups and jokes and all that. Good writing though, very funny moments.
BBQ: Had a little memorial day shindig. Fired up the grill for the first time in…almost two years? Damn. Did brats both meaty and Boca, a grilled veggie salad, grilled corn, minnesota cole slaw and Jarritos floats for dessert. It was a good reminder to keep my shit together.
Yeah, it’s cool…: Just been kind of distracted lately