Best Conversation ever

On being a manager at McDonalds
“The thing about being a manager at McDonald’s is that your employee could stab you and you’d be all ‘I know you just stabbed me…possibly in the liver…I’m bleeding black…I’m going to die in 30 minutes…could you possibly work tomorrow? I know it means you will miss your day off and it’s short notice but we need you. Please call 911.'”
Maybe you had to be there.