Please, karma, turn a blind eye

I need one week, just one week, with no personal responsibilty. It would completely blanket the world and we would be able to do what we wanted without consequence.
There are a million people and things that I want to do and I am tired of taking the high road in these situations. Just one week, that’s all I’m asking.
I’m not even positive that a week is long enough, but I’m willing to give it a go. Who’s with me on this one?