If you ever come to my house, don’t drink the apple juice. I am the only one in the house who drinks it, so I drink it out of the bottle. Yes, even the giant jug of apple juice gets upended into my waiting mouth. If you want apple juice, tell me in advance and I will buy a new jug and use a glass.
Category Archives: Delicious
Indian Food and Your Grandma
Take your time, answer the questions. I will grade each exam emailed to me. Those who earn a B or better will win a secret!
1) Gravy: roux or slurry? (2 pts)
2) Compare and contrast the fundamental concepts behind Kierkegaard’s ‘Teleological Suspension of the Ethical’ and Machiavelli’s ‘Ends Justify the Means’. Please use modern examples and motivations. (35 pts)
3) Using dinosaurs as the archetype of evolutionary modeling starting with the Permian/Triassic rise from the protomammal and following through to the Cretaceous/Tertiary extinction, explain the benefits and disadvantages of gigantism. Use this to postulate of the state of the relative gigantism of the modern human brain. (30 pts)
4) What have you consumed in the last 24 hours? (15 pts)
5) Please finish this sentence (25pts): The purchase and implementation of conception prevention devices is the responsibility of ___________
6) Simpson’s, better or worse than 5 years ago? (5 pts)
7) Do you like Indian food? (50 pts)
I AM THE OAT CLUSTER QUEEN
Eat my crunchy subjects and know the pleasure of natural bowel regularity.
Penzeys
Shopping at Penzey’s Spice Shop is like going to a square dance competion and discovering you forgot your panties.
And liking it.
Simple Pleasure
Popped popcorn. Real popped popcorn, not the stuff in the bag that tastes like salt and yellow. Real butter, kosher salt. Tasted real.