Kaitlyn Alice Ripley, welcome.
I hope the first few hours haven’t been too bumpy. You have many relatives and friends waiting to meet you!
Scott and Alison, congratulations on this wonderful day.

I have a song and I need the lyrics for it. It might be called ‘Astronaut’ and the information that I have is that it is performed by Thom Yorke (with or without the rest of Radiohead I am unsure) and Ani Difranco is on guitar (this may or may not be true, stylistically similar, but who knows).
It’s a very good song and I would like a look at the lyrics. If anyone knows of this song and a possible source of lyircs please let me know and i will reward you in a manner befitting this dreadful ordeal.

4/15
“Oh! that’s warmer than I expected.” She glanced at him knowingly and put on her sunglasses.
4/16
Oh shit, do that again!!! I never thought hot buttered corn could feel so right.
4/17
Forcibly removed from the clan, she found a band of misfits and musicians with which to dance
4/20
My god, the light the force the sweet release the december remembered forever
4/21
From above, everything looked so peaceful. It was a lie she was willing to accept for today.
4/25
spinning, giggling, dizzy, she fell to the ground laughing, crying, mourning.
4/28
she filtered out the sunlight, the birdsong and the rainscent. she pondered quietly the outdoors and never closed her eyes

Today I am happier with my boobs than I have been in a long time.
They are unstoppable.

Yes, I am a geek. I finally admit it. The new issue of Scientific American came to my door today and in every issue they have a section called “50, 100, 150 years ago” where the have blurbs from Scientific American issues from 50, 100, and 150 years ago (aptly named, to be sure). In this issue they had 50, 100, 150 MILLION years ago!!! It was hysterical. Fake little articles about whales moving back into the sea, massive meteor showers, and a patented invention intended to rid the world of trilobites called “Trilo-B-Gone”. I laughed, I sighed, I declared my love for Scientific American all over again. I tried to explain it to others and i was met with blank stares. You guys don’t understand, this is really funny! Don’t you get it? Whales didn’t CHOOSE to evolve back into the oceans!!!! Sauropods were never on the moon! And the great Permian extinction of the trilobites wasn’t caused by a pest repellent!
Um… Right…. go back to your Barney Miller reruns, I’ll just sit here quietly.