Go outside and turn to the south, feel the sun on you. Make sure your feet are planted firmly on the ground, try to scooter your feet around until you are good and stuck-ish. Close your eyes and stretch your arms all the way up.
There it is, the entire planet holding you by your feet and swinging you at 1000 miles an hour through the solar system.
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Story Times
There once was a crazy old lady called Auntie BubboPants. She has a niece she loves very much.
One day she decided to visit her niece.
and off she went
When she arrived she found sweet Viivi in such a state!
So she hugged Viivi
and gave her a little kiss.
Little Viivi drifted off
and dreamed about some tapir doing colorado dancing with a sesame plant.
Morning Times
Sometimes you wake up happy and you’re in the kitchen and you start making up songs to sing while you make your coffee. And sometimes you don’t realize that your kitchen window is open and that the neighbor’s kitchen window, situated less than 5 feet away, is also open.
And sometimes you just have to belt out “Why don’t you… come over here……and stuff your….FINGERS UP INTO MY BUTTHOLE!!!!!!!” Yay mornings!
To beautiful Viivi Hazel
My little niece, how wonderful that you arrived! You’re probably tired, you’ll need some rest to help build up the energy you’ll need for our later adventures. I don’t have a complete list ready but so far we have: learn to swear, how to get out of cleaning your room, how to make perfect ‘mothers-day-breakfast-in-bed’ pancakes, what to do if there isn’t a toilet near by, how to taste cheese, crocheting, the legend of the moonboots, how to turn any surface into a functioning drum set, prepare rack of lamb, hair coloring, cheating at scrabble, bake chewy cookies, knowing puffy Cheetohs are far superior to the crunchy ones especially because no one wants to eat them and you get the whole bag to yourself, and AND AND how to get the entire planet to swing you, spin you all around the solar system
an effect of light with a wavelength between 590 and 610 nm
You have to be careful when you dye your hair orange, there’s a very fine line between “yep, I meant to do that” and “holy shit, this looks nothing like the color on the front of the box!!”
Happy orangey holidays!