Sometimes I want to take my computer and turn it around and yell, ‘it’s right fucking there’ while pointing at the wireless router. RIGHT THERE!! Why can’t you connect??? I would rub them together if I thought it would help.

Of course, the reality is that while it takes some seconds to connect it’s really not that long and I need to patience my ass down and remember that it’s not necessary to reload the news and check my mail in the first few micro-seconds I have my computer open.

But, still, RIGHT THERE!