Standing in the front yard I hear a crazy buzz. It was kind of like a cicada, but not as happy. I scan the trees and finally find it. A very small sparrow had a very large cicada in her mouth and the cicada was all buzzing “holy shit! this isn’t food or sex! this isn’t what I wanted! What the hell! I want food or sex. WHAT IS THIS?”
Then he twisted and got away. Seconds later I heard him in the back yard doing a regular buzz and then another “HOLY SHIT!!!” buzz.